Date with Dick/ Thoughts on The President and TV & Douche Bag Web Writer o/t Month Lynette Rice
Category: Movies, TV, CelebritiesLet me start off by saying….
THANK YOU TO EVERYONE WHO MADE THE AUCTION SUCH A SUCCESS!!!
Who woulda thunk that auctioning off a date with this Dick would have brought in so much money for such a great cause? Not I, that is for sure. So, I want to thank each and every one of you who participated in the auction.
Next…
Since when does The President of The United States of America go on a fucking game show? Bush showed his puss on a highly publicized episode of Deal of No Deal and brought ZERO to the ratings. First off, doesn’t this guy have far better things to do for our country than to go on a fucking game show? I understand the photo op bullshit, and I enjoy even more that this douche bag that we have to call President couldn’t even bring an additional blip on the ratings radar for the show, but gimme a fucking break.
HEY BUSH…. DO SOMETHING TO KEEP THIS COUNTRY FROM ECONOMICALLY GOING INTO THE TOILET BEFORE YOU RIDE OFF INTO THE FUCKING SUNSET, WOULD YA? YOU ARE THE ONE WHO GOT US HERE. YOU GONNA JUST WATCH AS MILLIONS OF US WATCH THE EQUITY IN OUR HOMES GOES THE WAY OF THE DOE DOE? AS GAS GETS AS HIGH AS IT IS IN EUROPE? ($8.00 A GALLON) WE ALL KNOW YOU WILL GO DOWN IN HISTORY AS THE WORST PRESIDENT IN THE HISTORY OF THIS COUNTRY (JIMMY CARTER ALREADY SAID THAT) BUT ARE YOU OK WTH THAT, BUDDY? YEE HAW AND GO FUCK YOURSELF.
Now onto pick on his ugly ass drunk daughter. Getting married? Who really gives a fuck? I have two predictions….. 1 Her and her sister will be drunk, not at just the reception, but at the wedding itself. 2 That it will be a fun divorce to watch.
Can’t these Bush people go back under the bush with which they came and I will be the first
to light it on fire so we can be rid of them once and for all. Yippie Kie Aye, Mother Fucker!!!
On to TV. I don’t watch much. But I caught more this week than my brain can stand. I am trying not to kill off the last brain cell in my head, but I think it is hopeless at this point.
Entertainment Tonight…
What a bunch of fucking posers. Uuuugh. One guy has his shirt sleeves rolled up, I think he called his stylist to fly in to do it for him, they were so perfect, what a douche.
Rob Lowe…. He groped his nanny. She is hot. And he probly tried to get her mother to join them in a three some.
The Insider has these two horrible idiots called the Gossip Guys. I hate guys that are on TV for being gay and no other reason. These two douche bags are the biggest morons I have seen on TV in a long time. I hate these guys as much as I hate Natalie. What in the fuck is the appeal to these two idiots? These two assholes pissed me off so much that I pulled the 3ft long dildo out of my ass and threw it at the television. They suck dick, not in a dick sucking way, but in a you suck dick way, or you suck dick at what you do, you fucking stupid idiots need to die slow. Now don’t think this is a homophobic rant, if it was I wouldn’t count many gay guys as my friends including past house guests Bunky from Season 2 or should we call him Sweet Rick, Marcellas from Season 3 and both Joe and Nick from Season 8.
And last but not least….
Douche Bag writer of the month….
Lynette Rice of Entertainment Weekly.
This fucking cunt didn’t miss a chance to talk shit about me all season long. She even put so many lies about my arrest record in one of her stories that her editor pulled the story. You can still go see not the story, but the comments that everyone left about her lies in their archive. She is not only an amature journalist, she is a stupid cunt with no integrity what so ever. She not only bashed Dani and I, she brought my son into her bullshit drivel disguised
as a story for an entertainment rag…. calling him an unemployed loser (ummm, he works for the DMV, cunt) and accussed him of all kinds of cheating on the polls on the internet. She just couldn’t believe that I lead the polls and looked for some kind of explaination that her empty head could understand.
She came to me this season, in the beginning of the season asking if she could do a video interview with me, the winner of last season. When I told her to go fuck herself and choke on my cock, she was dumb founded and befuddled. She had no clue to why I would tell her to choke on my cock. So, when I explained it she was still mystified. When I said she was a cunt with no integrity and a that her name and journalism should never be used in the same sentence she started to understand.
Understand this bitch….
At least in my 15 minutes, I was the same person from start to end. I never gave a fuck what you or anyone ever thought of me. I never kissed anyone’s ass and I never compromised my integrity. You on the other hand, suck any dick who will get you a click on your pathetic column. You talk all your shit about me then come and lick my balls asking for an on cam interview to start your season off well with a lot of clicks. You are a liar (as proven when
your editor pulled your lies, bitch…) and a resentful skank. I like how everytime you refer to me this season you call me “a” dick. Well, you are The Cunt, so as far as I am concerned you can go pull that .45 out of your bedroom drawer and stick it up your ass (your ass, your mouth… what is the difference?) and pull the trigger. That is the only click I want to hear you getting. You wouldn’t be missed, the cunt you are. So, next time the thought even crosses your mind to ask me for anything but a bullet, go fuck yourself cunt. Try asking that other cunt from my season that says she writes for MSN, but has someone else actually do the writing (maybe you should try it, I bet whoever is writing the BB blogs for MSN at least checks their facts before printing them, dumbcunt) unless it is a sentence about not being her red unitard that Sheila was wearing.
I think that is enough for tonight. But the way this week is going, I might be back soon.
BTW, don’t forget I am gonna be doing a chat with Janelle on Thursday on Real Player Super Pass.
I will be doing an interview with Janelle for TV Guide on Monday.
Still waiting to see if Janelle will be availible to do a couple radio shows while she is here with me as well. And with the porn convention in town here in LA, I need to see if those guys are ready to put that million dollars each in writing for us to do a porn together (she loves when I talk about that, lol)
Check back soon about the appearences Janelle and I will be doing while she is in town….